Play That Funky Music

Play that funky musicPlay that funky music, white boyPlay that funky musicPlay that funky music, white boy

I'm back and I'm ringin' the bellA rockin' on the mike while the fly girls yellIn ecstasy in the back of meWell, that's my DJ D-Shay cuttin' all them Z'sHittin' hard and the girlies goin' crazyVanilla's on the mic, man, I'm not lazyI'm lettin' my drug kick inIt controls my mouth and I begin

To just let it flow, let my concepts goMy posse's to the side yellin', "Go Vanilla, go!"Smooth 'cause that's the way I will beAnd if you don't give a damn, then why you starin' at meSo get off 'cause I control the stageThere's no dissin' allowed, I'm in my own phaseThe girlies say they love me and that is OKAnd I can dance better than any Kid 'N Play

Play that funky music (c'mon, c'mon)Play that funky music, white boy (I can't hear you, say it, c'mon)Play that funky music (yeah, a lil' bit louder now, c'mon, c'mon)Play that funky music, white boy it

Stage two, yeah, the one you wanna listen toIt's off my head so let the beat play throughSo I can funk it up and make it sound goodOne, two, three, yo, knock on some woodFor good luck, I like my rhymes atrociousSupercalafragilisticexpialidociousI'm an effect and that you can betI can take a fly girl and make her wet

I'm like Samson, Samson to DelilahThere's no denyin', you can try to hangBut you'll keep tryin' to get my styleOver and over, practice makes perfectBut not if you're a loaferYou'll get nowhere, no place, no time, no girlsSoon, oh my god, homebody, you probably eat spaghetti with a spoonC'mon and say it!

Play that funky musicPlay that funky music, white boyPlay that funky music (c'mon, c'mon)Play that funky music, white boy (let's do it)

(VIP), Vanilla Ice (yep, yep), I'm comin' hard like a rhinoIntoxicating so you stagger like a winoSo punks stop trying and girl stop cryin'Vanilla Ice is sellin' and you people are buyin'It's not just me, it's my posse too'Cause why the freaks are jockin' like Krazy GlueMovin' and groovin' trying to sing alongAll through the ghetto groovin' this here song

Now you're amazed by the VIP posseSteppin' so hard like a German NaziStartled by the bases hittin' groundThere's no trippin' on mine, I'm just gettin' downSparkamatic, I'm hangin' tight like a fanaticYou trapped me once, and I thought that you might have itSo step down and lend me your ear'89 is my time! Yo, '90 is my year

Play that funky musicPlay that funky music, white boyPlay that funky music (c'mon, c'mon, I can't hear you, say it, say it, say it)Play that funky music, white boy

You're weakenin' fast (yo) and I can tell itYour body's gettin' hot (so), so I can smell itSo don't be mad and don't be sad'Cause the lyrics belong to Ice, you can call me DadYou're pitchin' a fit, so step back and endureLet the witch doctor, Ice, do the dance to cureSo come up close and don't be squareYou wanna battle me, anytime, anywhere

You thought that I was weak, boy, you're dead wrongSo c'mon, everybody and sing this songSay, play that funky music (play that funky music)Say, go white boy, go white boy, go (go white boy, go white boy, go)Lay down and boogie and play that funky music 'til you die

Play that funky musicPlay that funky music, white boyPlay that funky music (c'mon, c'mon, let me hear say it)Play that funky music, white boy (a little louder now)Play that funky music (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)Play that funky music, white boy (yeah)

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