You're drunk and horny in the crowdYou need attention, let your tears come downYou're crying harder, kick us outYou're still my best friend when you ruin my night
I promise I love you and this isn't an attackAt the end of the night, I'm the one holding your hair back
Yeah, I know you've been hurt just like everyone elseJust like everyone else, get over it'Cause I came here to dance but you're changing my plansNow I'm stuck in the corner sober
You're drunk and horny in the crowdYou need attention, let your tears come downYou're crying harder, kick us outYou're still my best friend when you ruin my night
Taking the shots, everyone that I buyGuess that I'm gonna help when you get in a fightYou're drunk and horny in the crowdYou're still my best friend when you ruin my night
Why you causing a scene? Already know it's not that deepKeep requesting that song, you're putting everyone to sleep
Yeah, I know you've been hurt, just like everyone elseJust like everyone else, get over it'Cause I came here to dance but you're changing my plansNow I'm stuck in the corner sober
You're drunk and horny in the crowdYou need attention, let your tears come downYou're crying harder, kick us outYou're still my best friend when you ruin my night
Taking the shots, everyone that I buyGuess that I'm gonna help when you get in a fightYou're drunk and horny in the crowdYou're still my best friend when you ruin my night