And the sign says "long hair freaky people need not apply"So I put my hair under my hat and I went in to ask him whyHe said you look like a fine outstanding young man I think you'll doSo I took off my hat I said "Imagine that Huh Me working for you"
Signs SignsEverywhere there's signsFucking up the sceneryBreaking my mindDo this, don't do thatCan't you read the sign
And the sign says "Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight"So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the house, Hey! What gives you the rightTo put up a fence And keep me out Or to keep Mother Nature inIf God was here He'd tell it to your face Man You're some kind of sinner
Signs SignsEverywhere there's signsFucking up the sceneryBreaking my mindDo this, don't do thatCan't you read the sign
Oh Say now mister Can't you readYou got to have a shirt and tie to get a seatYou can't watch No You can't eat You ain't supposed to be here
And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh
And the sign says "Everybody welcome Come in Kneel down and pray"But then they passed around a plate at the end of it allAnd I didn't have a penny to paySo I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little signI said Thank you Lord for thinking about me I'm alive and doing fine
Signs SignsEverywhere there's signsFucking up the sceneryBreaking my mindDo this, don't do thatCan't you read the sign
Signs SignsEverywhere there's signsFucking up the sceneryBreaking my mindDo this, don't do thatCan't you read the sign