I know I have good judgementI know I have good tasteIt's funny and it's ironicThat only I feel that wayI promise 'em that you're differentAnd everyone makes mistakesBut just don't
I heard you're an actorSo act like a stand up guyWhatever devil's inside youDon't let him out tonightI tell them it's just your cultureAnd everyone rolls their eyesYeah, I know
All I'm asking, baby
Please, please, please don't prove I'm rightPlease, please, pleaseDon't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so niceHeartbreak is one thingMy ego's anotherI beg you don't embarass meMother fucker, ahhhPlease, please, please
Well, I have a fun idea, babeMaybe just stay insideI know you're craving some fresh airBut the ceiling fan is so nice (it's so nice, right?)And we could live so happilyIf no one knows that you're with meI'm just kiddingBut really (kinda)Really, really
Please, please, please don't prove I'm rightPlease, please, pleaseDon't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so niceHeartbreak is one thing (heartbreak is one thing)My ego's another (ego's another)I beg you don't embarass me, motherfucker, ahPlease, please, please
If you wanna go and be stupidDon't do it in front of meIf you don't wanna cry to my musicDon't make me hate you prolificallyPlease, please, please (please)Please, please, please (please)Please, please (please), please