Mott the Hoople and the Game of LifeYeah-yeah-yeah-yeahAndy Kaufman in the wrestling matchYeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
Monopoly, 21 checkers, and chessYeah-yeah-yeah-yeahMister Fred Blassie in a breakfast messYeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
Let's play Twister, let's play RiskYeah-yeah-yeah-yeahI'll see you in Heaven if you make the listYeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
So Andy, did you hear about this one?Tell me, are you locked in the punch?Hey Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? "Hey, baby"Are you having fun?
If you believed they put a man on the moon(Man on the moon)If you believed there's nothing up his sleeveThen nothing is cool
Moses went walking with the staff of woodYeah-yeah-yeah-yeahNewton got beaned by the apple goodYeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
Egypt was troubled by the horrible aspYeah-yeah-yeah-yeahMister Charles Darwin had the balls to askYeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
So Andy, did you hear about this one?Tell me, are you locked in the punch?Hey Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? "Hey, baby"Are you losing touch?
If you believed they put a man on the moon(Man on the moon)If you believe there's nothing up his sleeveThen nothing is cool
Come on
Here's a little agit for the never-believerYeah-yeah-yeah-yeahHere's a little ghost for the offeringYeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter'sYeah-yeah-yeah-yeahMister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestlingYeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
So Andy, did you hear about this one?Tell me, are you locked in the punch?Hey Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? "Hey, baby"Are you having fun?
If you believed they put a man on the moon(Man on the moon)If you believe there's nothing up his sleeveThen nothing is cool (nothing)
Come on
If you believed they put a man on the moon(Man on the moon)If you believe there's nothing up his sleeveThen nothing is cool (nothing)
If you believed they put a man on the moon(Man on the moon)If you believe there's nothing up my sleeveThen nothing is cool (yeah)
(Man on the moon)If you believe there's nothing up my sleeveThen nothing is coolCome on
A toast
To the fair of cityTo a beautiful monumentTo a beautiful peopleThe end