We're so sorry, Uncle AlbertWe're so sorry if we caused you any painWe're so sorry, Uncle AlbertBut there's no one left at homeAnd I believe I'm gonna rain
We're so sorry, but we haven't heard a thing all dayWe're so sorry, Uncle AlbertBut if anything should happen we'll be sure to give a ring
We're so sorry, Uncle AlbertBut we haven't done a bloody thing all dayWe're so sorry, Uncle AlbertBut the kettle's on the boilAnd we're so easily called away(Yeah, yeah)(Yeah, yeah)
Hands across the water (water)Heads across the skyHands across the water (water)Heads across the skyAdmiral Halsey notified meHe had to have a berth or he couldn't get to seaI had another look and I had a cup of tea and a butter pie (a butter pie?)(The butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie, alright?)Hands across the water (water)Heads across the skyHands across the water (water)Heads across the skyLive a little, be a gypsy, get around (get around)Get your feet up off the groundLive a little, get aroundLive a little, be a gypsy, get around (get around)Get your feet up off the groundLive a little, get around
Hands across the water (water)Heads across the skyHands across the water (water)Heads across the sky