Hot sun beating downBurning my feet just walking aroundHot sun making me sweat'Gators getting close, hasn't got me yet
I can't dance, I can't talkOnly thing about me is the way I walkI can't dance, I can't singI'm just standing here selling everything
Blue jeans sit on the beachHer dog's talking to me, but she's out of reachOoh, she's got a body under that shirtBut all she wants to do is rub my face in the dirt
'Cause I can't dance, I can't talkOnly thing about me is the way I walkI can't dance, I can't singI'm just standing here selling
Oh, and checking everything is in placeYou never know who's lookin' on
Young punk spilling beer on my shoesFat guy's talking to me, trying to steal my bluesThick smoke, see her smiling throughI never thought so much could happen just shooting pool
But I can't dance, I can't talkThe only thing about me is the way that I walkI can't dance, I can't singI'm just standing here selling
Oh, and checking everything is in placeYou never know who's lookin' onA perfect body with a perfect face, mmhm
No, I can't dance, I can't talkThe only thing about me is the way I walkNo, I can't dance, I can't singI'm just standing here selling everything
But I can walkNo, I can't danceNo, no, no, I can't danceNo, I said I can't singBut I can walk