I make a date for golfAnd you can bet your life it rainsI try to give a partyAnd the guy upstairs complainsI guess I'll go through lifeJust catching colds and missing trainsEverything happens to meI never miss a thingI've had the measles and the mumpsAnd every time I play an aceMy partner always trumpsI guess I'm just a foolWho never looks before he jumpsEverything happens to meAt first, my heart thoughtYou could break this jinx for meThat love would turn the trick to end despairBut now I just can't fool thisHead that thinks for meI've mortgaged all my castles in the airI've telegraphed and phoned,And sent an air mail special tooYour answer was goodbyeAnd there was even postage dueI fell in love just onceAnd then It had to be with youEverything happens to meI've telegraphed and phonedAnd sent an air mail special tooYour answer was goodbyeAnd there was even postage dueI fell in love just onceAnd then it had to be with youEverything happens to meEverything happens to me