I make a date for golf, and you can bet your life it rainsI try to give a party, and the guy upstairs complainsI guess I'll go through life, just catching colds and missing trainsEverything happens to meI never miss a thing. I've had the measles and the mumpsAnd every time I play an ace, my partner always trumpsI guess I'm just a fool, who never looks before he jumpsEverything happens to meAt first, my heart thought you could break this jinx for meThat love would turn the trick to end despairBut now I just can't fool this head that thinks for meI've mortgaged all my castles in the airI've telegraphed and phoned and sent an air mail special tooYour answer was goodbye and there was even postage dueI fell in love just once, and then it had to be with youEverything happens to me
I've telegraphed and phoned. I sent an air mail special tooYour answer was goodbye and there was even postage dueI fell in love just once, and then it had to be with youEverything happens to me