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I almost got drunk at school at 14Where I almost made out with the homecoming queenWho almost went on to be Miss TexasBut lost to a slut with much bigger breastsI almost dropped out to move to LAWhere I was almost famous for almost a day

And I almost had youBut I guess that doesn't cut itAlmost loved youI almost wished you woulda loved me too

I almost held up a grocery storeWhere I almost did five years and then seven more'Cause I almost got popped for a fight with a thugBecause he almost made off with a bunch of the drugsThat I almost got hooked on 'cause you ran awayAnd I wish I woulda had the nerve to ask you to stay

And I almost had youBut I guess that doesn't cut itAlmost had youAnd I didn't even know itYou kept me guessin'And now I'm destinedTo spend my time missin' you

I almost wish you woulda loved me too

Here I go thinkin' 'bout all the things I coulda doneI'm gonna need a forklift 'cause all the baggage weighs a ton(Baggage weighs a ton)I know we had our problems, I can't remember one

I almost forgot to say something elseAnd if I can't fit it in, I'll keep it all to myselfI almost wrote a song about you todayBut I tore it all up, and then I threw it away

And I almost had youBut I guess that doesn't cut itAlmost had youAnd I didn't even know itYou kept me guessin'And now I'm destinedTo spend my time missin' you

And I almost had you(Almost had you)Almost had youI almost wished you woulda loved me too(Wished you woulda loved me too)